HAPPY MARRIAGE
EverlastingYum
Serves 2
1 whole friendship
1 cup open-mindedness
2 cups compromise
1 gallon patience
3 Tbsp. forgiveness
1 cup generosity
2 cups communication
1 tsp. reliability
1/2 chores
Dash of in-laws
Humor to taste
Stir well and remove any flecks of criticism and contempt. Flavor with recreation and hobbies. Sweeten with intimacy and affection.
Never serve with a cold shoulder, and enjoy with friends and family.
Keep warm with steady flame of devotion.
Cherish every bite, and reheat leftovers for everlasting memories.
*Font styles may be slightly different in actual cookbook